Vandal alleges that Michael G shared confidential information
A cowardly delinquent defaced the cenotaph wall at Hermitage Park in a poorly executed defamation attempt just days before Remembrance Sunday.
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Category: Environment
A focus on Helensburgh’s verdant surroundings.
Mysterious buoy spotted by Craigendoran Pier
An alert reader contacted the Helensburgh Adviser after noticing the unusual item on the shore by Middleton Drive.
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Chances of Amazonian style fires cut significantly
Residents assured that raging forest fires of the kind currently razing areas of the Amazon are unlikely now that all the trees have been chopped down.
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Theme park magnate in Hermitage Park bid
The recently rejuvenated park is under consideration as the site of a new venture with the potential to generate thousands in “delinquent tourism” money.
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Seagull terrorism rocks town centre
A menacing seagull has been seen swooping to attack innocent pedestrians at the junction of Sinclair Street and King Street in Helensburgh.
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The sadness behind the Kidston Park Spider’s smile
After decades of neglect, a concerned Kidston Park patron has called for help from the Helensburgh Adviser to raise awareness of the bleak fate facing the iconic spider.
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Weedol back away from Craigendoran station challenge
A recent challenge posted on social media in an attempt to goad the well-known gardening brand into eradicating Craigendoran station of weeds has been declined. The unused riverside platform at the station becomes so overgrown during the summer that it obscures passengers’ view of the river. As Network Rail had been seemingly ignoring the growing problem, […]
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